For the first time in months I am eating lunch on the sofa in one sitting. No jumping up mid-bite, no putting my food down to change a diaper, no waiting until it’s cold and eating it while I drive to the playground. No, I am sitting here with my feet up as my poor mother wrangles my two children.
This, my friends, is heaven. The only thing that could make it better would be if I were asleep and looked like Gisele Bundchen. (she’s pregnant btw, but who can tell since unlike me and Jessica Simpson, she only ever gains 3 pounds – it’s not natural I tell you!)