RE: Your invoice from Viagra is ready

It’s been awhile since I went in and checked my email and today, I had an email from myself.  There it was, my personal email address, notifying me that my order for a virility drug used to treat erectile dysfunction in men was ready for me to pick-up and use.  Good news indeed.

Below the email from myself, there was one from Unsecured Loan urging me to “Find an Unsecured Loan Today!”  Hmmm.  That doesn’t sound too safe.  An unsecured loan?  Isn’t that what’s gotten so many people kicked out of their homes?  I think I’ll skip that offer.

But what about the next email.  The sender read simply, ‘Wigs.’  The subject line, “Order a natural looking wig now.”  I liked it.  Simple, to the point, clear and specific.  I’ll think I’ll save this one in my ‘Bad Hair Day’ folder.  You never know when a natural looking wig might come in handy.

I read on through security offers, ultrasound technician training, and one from Gambari Jubril offering to change my life (I’m guessing not for the better) when I came across the final and most intriguing email of them all.  The email was from ’45 Plus Singles’ and it read, “Meet Singles 50 Plus.”  Meet singles 50 plus…did that mean meet single people over 50 years old?  Or did it mean meet more than 45 singles (as the sender promised) and in this case, maybe even more than 50.  If it’s the first offer, I’m going to have to pass.  Meeting single people in their 50’s, 60’s, and 70’s just doesn’t seem that much fun to me.  In their 80’s maybe I would consider, but my guess is that those folks don’t hit the singles clubs as much as they used to.  If it’s the second offer on the other hand, to meet over 45 singles and in this case over 50 singles, then that’s a good offer.  That many single people in one room seems like a good ratio.  A win-win ratio especially if you’ve got a full order of Viagra in your pocket.  I’m going to ask my husband what he thinks about this one.  Maybe I’ll even purchase one of those natural-looking wigs if he says yes.

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