So you’re getting ready for the big day, the pressure is building, the local Moose Lodge has messed up your food order, and now the dress doesn’t fit. What are you going to do? Call your relatives to come destroy the bridal store and beat up the owners of course. Duh. They messed up your dress. Who can blame you for being mad when it’s obvious you wanted 146 sequins, 146 fake pearls, and 8 inches of poofy sleeves, not 9 inches? They deserve to die, everyone must die, and now it’s time to open the can of whup-ass.
In Michigan, as seen below per Fox news, that’s exactly what happened. Being a newlywed myself I understand the stress. Many a day came and went when I doubted my grip on sanity. Planning a wedding is not for the faint of heart. And honestly if it weren’t for Joe Bob, Ashraf, Kill Bill, and their sniper arsenal I don’t know if I would’ve made it. I mean world peace – getting married; it’s a toss up which is harder to accomplish.