Peeing at the Movies

First of all, let me begin by saying (and I can’t believe I’m doing this) that the game last night between New Orleans and Minnesota was nuts.  Nuts.  The last football game I watched in its entirety was back in 1999 and holy gamoly, the match last night was a good one to come back to.  Point to point until Favre threw it away and New Orleans scored in a crappy overtime.  It was unbelievable.

But on to more pressing matters…many of us share a terrible affliction: peeing at the movies.  There we are, 1 hour and 5 minutes into the story when BAM it strikes.  We look to our left, we look to our right.  People in either direction.  We’re going to miss an entire minute just crawling over feet.  So we try to hold it.

Well fret no more, the struggle is over!  No more not drinking all day in preparation for going to the movies or buying a $14 ticket and having to sit in a lousy chair on the end.  Thanks to the new website RunPee.com you can now check in before the movie and find out when to hit the lady/men’s room.

With a hand-dandy list of current releases on the left, I scroll down to Avatar, the longest movie on earth.  At either :56 (56 minutes into the film), 1:07, 1:33 or 1:45 I can miss virtually nothing and yet still relieve my bladder for the next 7 hours of the film.  Better yet, there’s even a brief synopsis of what I’ll be missing.  So when there are 5 in the bed and the little says, “Roll Over.” that’s my cue.  Get up, step on some feet, and go.

Why didn’t anyone ever think of this before?  It’s genius!

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One response to “Peeing at the Movies

  1. T

    How awesome is that?!?!?!

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