Lets’s start with the most important announcement, shall we? This Sunday is Sam’s birthday! Whoo-hoo, birthday! Birthday-birthday-birthday!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SAM!!!!
Okay, enough of that.
I think this one’s pretty obvious. You get to vote AND you get a free ice cream cone? This is what I like to call a win-win situation. Even though election day isn’t until Tuesday, November 4th, I’m just getting you ready. This weekend, figure out where you need to go to vote, when you’re going to do it, and then calculate the best route to and from a Ben & Jerry’s for your free scoop of Chunky Monkey.
Number 3 (otherwise know as thirdly, the gay cousin of firstly, who coincidentally is related to Mr. Roeper from Three’s Company…but that’s just trivia):
This Sunday is daylight savings people. Turn back your clocks!!! I know most of you always get confused with the ‘Spring Forward, Fall Back’ thing so let me help you. When you wake up on Sunday morning (aka Sam’s Birthday) and your clocks read 10am for instance…change them to 9am. There. Is that clear enough?
If you want to read more about what daylight savings time is, you can check out this link: time and date.com. It’s fairly informative in a no-nonsense kind of way.
And finally, let’s not forget that TODAY IS HALLOWEEN!!!! BOO! Let out your inner demon and/or angel and have fun! It’s one of the few days we adults have where we’re still allowed to act like kids without being admitted to St. Mungo’s psychiatric unit for the mentally deranged…so don’t let it pass you up. Even if your plan tonight is just to stay home and hand out candy to the little’uns, get into the spirit of things. Put on a fun outfit. Paint your face with some crazy make-up. Have a couple pumkintini’s and turn up the Monster Mash. You never get Halloween 2008 again!