So the search for the perfect dress continues. Yesterday, my good friend Shauna (who I just found out used to date a certain muscular man’s body double who also just happens to have the same amazing Eastern European accent, but a face that is about 1000 times cuter – how did I not know this???)…well, [...]
Entries from June 2009
June 29, 2009
Finding the Perfect Wedding Dress (otherwise known as needle in a haystack)
I have tried on more dresses than a dress mannequin. First of all, who prices these things? $4,000? $5,000? $6,000? $7,000? Believe it or not, those are the average prices I’m finding. Do I look like a Maharajah? A Sheik? An oil tycoon per chance? No. And that’s why it makes no sense that I’m [...]
June 26, 2009
Wilco at the Wiltern
Last night I saw a great show. Great like how Tony the Tiger says it, “Grrreeeaaaaat!” For those of you who don’t know Wilco, let me introduce you. Readers, Wilco:
These clips obviously don’t do the sound justice. Even mom [...]
June 25, 2009
Wedding Wedding Wedding
On Tuesday Mom and I spent the day visiting stationers in the Los Angeles metro area. Yesterday I drove two and a half hours each way for a site visit to the location and a final tweak to the contract. Today I have appointments from the crack of dawn until sunset to try on puffy, [...]
June 23, 2009
Hollywood Justice: Beating On Women Is Okay
Just a quick note today as I’m off to pick up my mom at the airport…
Can you believe this Chris Brown “justice?” What a crock. He beats, chokes, and bites a woman and then gets off on probation? I am seriously appalled by this. What world do we live in that this is okay? That [...]
June 22, 2009
An Ornery Ayatollah
Let’s not kid ourselves, it seems clear that this whole mess in Iran can be blamed on one person, the Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, most famous for his Saturday Night Live skit (Iran So Far Away), is merely a racist, homophobic puppet, dancing on the Ayatollah’s supreme strings. And why are [...]
June 19, 2009
The End of a Blog
Last year, just about a few weeks ago, I went to a writer’s conference in the hopes of selling my new book. Although every single agent I met with asked to read 30 pages, not a single one of them got back to me. C’est la vie. What I took from the conference was that, [...]
June 17, 2009
Dog Hammocks
Yesterday I had to purchase a new car and the first thing I thought about was, how do I protect this new car from my beasts? Which introduced me to the world of seat covers. Last night I spent about an hour on-line looking up seat covers and seat hammocks. It’s a whole new world [...]
June 16, 2009
Blah Blah The Hangover
Because I’ve promised not to write any more blogs about physical therapy, neck pain, and headache (that’s the blah blah blah part of this story) I’ve decided to write about a little movie I saw the other day called, The Hangover. Before I say anything else, here’s the official trailer so you can see what [...]
June 15, 2009
Like Being Beat in the Head With an Ugly Stick
First of all let me apologize for having taken so many days off from writing in. To recap, at the beginning of the month I was involved in a terrible car crash <see El Accidente from June>. At first I thought, “How lucky am I? I walked away from the worst accident of my life.” [...]
