Gobble-Gobble-CHOKE

I’m back again with only a day to go before Turkey Time.  The drama is sizzling up like a piece a fake fish at Red Lobster.  Tempers are spiking, bad habits are emerging- it’s going be chaos, people.
Which is why I have some more suggestions for you.  Starting with the movies – there are a [...]

Turkey Countdown

Only days are left now.  Soon you’ll be with family and friends to give thanks for having food.  It’s a tricky time, especially with family, so here are my suggestions for getting through it alive.
Suggestions of Sara (in no particular order):
1.  Do not take pills beforehand that might cause you to pass out in the pumpkin [...]

Edward Cullen, Vampire Extraordinaire

 
Photos are from InStyle and Vanity Fair Magazines.
 I’d write more, but what else can I say?  The movie wasn’t as good as the books, but it held its own and was far from terrible.  I don’t know if the director meant to make the cheesy parts funny, by my theater was laughing loudly throughout the film.  Laughing with [...]

Good News For Regular Women

These days the bar for high marks in the beauty department seems ridiculous; clear skin, big eyes, big lips, long ‘I just stepped out of a Pantene comercial’ hair, flat stomach, dimple-free thighs, a tiny hiny that’s perky and grabable, but not too big that you can’t fit it into an Airline seat without wedging [...]

Sluttiest Cop. Wellingtons. Porn Washington State…

These are just a few of the topics that people “search for” when they come across my weblog. 
Slutty Businesswoman.  Rainbow Twirl.  Size Queen Porn.  Katie Sclavounos – these are a few more.
Every morningwhen I log in to write my blog, my home page shows me which search engines referred SaraMorris@wordpress.com, which of my blog entries got read the most that [...]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz……..

I know, I know, it’s the epitome of boring to talk about your dreams, but the dream(s) I had last night are weird – like really bizarre, huh?, kind of weird. 
There I was, at the front of a long line of people, poised to shake hands with President Obama when all of a sudden, some woman [...]

My Very First Boyfriend

I got an email yesterday from my very first boyfriend ever.  I know!  It’s so exciting!! 
The email said that he’d read a few of my silly ramblings so if he’s reading right now…Hola!  I’m going to call you Bob for the rest of this article to protect the innocent.  (You can thank me later)  Bob politely asked after my [...]

Rituals

So you wash your hands 15 times with hot water and 15 times with cold water.  Obsessive Compulsive Disorder or Ritual?  If I got to pick one I’d go with ritual, hands down.  Maybe you have a stain.  Maybe you feel dirty.   Maybe you’re washing away your sins.  Out out damn spot, ring a bell? 
In the [...]

Quantum of Solace

Quantum – A Quantity or Amount
Solace – (v) To Soothe or Console.  (n) The Source of Pleasure, Amusement or Enjoyment.
Quatum of Solace – James Bond does what he needs to do to get revenge for the death of his lady-friend from Casino Royal. 
What does this have to do with a quantum of solace?  I assume it’s [...]

Bond, James Bond

Tonight I’m off to a private screening of Quantum Solace.  (Please note that the use of the term ‘private screening’ is intended to make you think that I’m fabulous and very, very important.  Take a moment to experience the appropriate sense of awe…)  Alright then, back to Quantum Solace.
I grew up watching Bond and will [...]